lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america
when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time
y’all motherfuckers want a fire elsa so bad but you dont even realize that already exists
sometimes people are like sunshine and sometimes people are like rainclouds but thats ok because both are important to make the flowers grow
i love you
sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean
This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.
Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg
girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds. and a hot guy about every 2 weeks. and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something
If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live
HELLO BOYS YOU ARE ALLOWED TO BE SAD IF THE GIRL YOU LIKE DOESNT LIKE YOU BACK
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CALL HER A WHORE/SLUT/PRUDE BITCH ETC AND THINK YOURE ENTITLED TO HER NETHER REGIONS
I started to read that in Crowley’s voice but as I got further on it slowly turned into Thor.
me: “haha i dont get emotional over kpop!! That would be Lame”
*be the light comes on*
me: *eats an entire lemon*